So Close!

A video game website posted a job opening. Look at these qualifications:

• Must be 18 years of age or older

Yep! I got that one under control.

• Outstanding writing skills
  

I am not to bad of writer, and least Abigail says I am outstanding

• At least one year writing experience at a Website or journalistic publication

Oh yeah, I knew writing for the Crescent would come in handy!

• Extensive knowledge of the videogame industry, both classic and current games, and all gaming platforms

Video games and Star Wars are the two places where I will claim extensive knowledge for sure!

• Excellent verbal and social skills

I have excellent verbal skills and servicavle social skills, so that is close enough.

• Experience with HTML

My experience in this area, might be a little weak, but I can do alright.

• Love and acceptance of all videogame systems

I'm not a fanboy, so that isn't a problem.

• Quality-oriented
  

I am when I have to be!

• Winning attitude

Sure, why not? Go team!

• Can work in the San Francisco Bay area

NNOOOOOOO!!!!!! I really could have been a decent contender if it were not for this last thing, oh well. I didn't want to write about video games for a living anyway.